things i wish i could say irl:
- ???????? ???? ? ???
- u ok (this is not the same as “you okay?”)
- that one cover of “What Makes You Beautiful” done entirely in laughs
when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u
I showed up in boots!!!
And ruined your black tie affair
The last one to know, the last one to show…..
I was the last one you thought you’d see there
And I saw the surprise…
and the fear in his eyes
When I took his glass of champagne.
And I toasted you said honey we may be through
BUT YOULL NEVER HEAR ME COMPLAIN!
CAUSE IVE GOT FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES WHERE THE WHISKEY DROWNS AND THE BEER CHASES MY BLUES AWAY.
And I’ll be okay. Im not big in social graces…..
Think I’ll slip on down to the oasis.
Oh I’ve got friends…in loooww places.
i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork
I could really go for a nice warm hug right now. Like the kind where you feel completely safe in their embrace and nothing can hurt you. Yes please.