if you don’t know this reference, you’re too young for my blog tbh

if you don’t know this reference, you’re too young for my blog tbh





marthemacabre:

reckless-emotions:

gaylucifer:

Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.

damn you banana man

WHERE’s the banana guy?….


thinsquids:

*loses 5 lbs* I don’t see a difference

*gaines 0.003 lbs* Why did I let myself go



starlingsparrow:

do you ever meet someone who’s like the human version of unnecessary comments on a text post




monica-geller:

taylor swift gives off that vibe that if she sat down with u for 10 minutes she could just sort out all the problems in your life, tie an extremely neat bow around them, throw them in the trash, then bake a pie


bigrnac:

on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet


chantel75:

Nothing like a sexy pair of boots. #cowgirl #dream2beimagellc

chantel75:

Nothing like a sexy pair of boots. #cowgirl #dream2beimagellc


cumfort:

the perks of dating me

  • i’m funny
  • i can cook (i mean order pizza) whenever u want
  • i don’t have friends so we can always hang out